there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale
beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan
literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it
My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them “dont cry dude ur so thicc” like what lmao
